Joke of the Moment

A man hired Artie to kill his wife for $1000. When Artie arrived, the man only had $1.00 and said he would pay the rest when the deed was done.

So Artie goes to the supermarket and follows the man's wife. When she was alone in the aisle, Artie strangles her. Just when her body drops to the floor, a man comes around the corner. Artie strangles him, too.

The whole crime was caught by the supermarket cameras and Artie was caught by the police less than an hour later.

The headlines the next day read: "ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR ONE DOLLAR AT LOCAL SUPERMARKET."