NEW JOKES!!

A man had a light switch in his house in New Jersey. He would switch it on, switch it off, and nothing would happen. Everytime he passed the switch, the would switch it on and switch it off and walk away. One day, just after he had did it again, the phone rang. It was a woman in Japan. She said, "Please cut it out."
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Big Guy says, "When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half!"
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