Joke of the Moment

In order for their species to survive, animals must breed regularly.

Did you know that?

Of course--if they didn't breed, they would suffocate!

Zoester Has Lunch with Daddy at School

It was Daddy's Breakfast again at Zoester's school and Zoester had just the thing for such an occasion: a daddy. Zoester was sure she told her daddy all the rules about eating in the school cafeteria: DO NOT reuse a fork which has fallen on the floor; DO NOT put a straw in your milk bag and then hit it with your fist; ALWAYS throw your plate away.

Breakfast consisted of a breakfast burrito and a quarter of a banana. Daddy got white milk and so did Zoester. Zoester says she likes to save chocolate milk for other occasions. What those occasions might me, nobody knows and Zoester isn't saying.

The only snag to the morning's event was when Zoester's momma came and sat down. The invitation clearly stated this was "Daddy's Breakfast" and therefore implicitly implied that means no mothers. Zoester said it was alright for Momma to sit; Momma just couldn't have breakfast.