Big Guy Movie Review: ELF

Elf (2003) stars Will Farrell as a human raised by elves in Santa's Workshop in the North Pole. It's a really, really funny movie. If you like people--like adults that act like children--then this movie is for you. My favorite part is when Buddy (the Human Elf) attacks a phony Santa in the supermarket, yelling "You smell like beef and cheese; you don't smell like Santa!" Another good part is when Buddy is outside the supermarket and a taxi almost runs over him and Buddy yells, "Sorry!"

This movie also tells us there are three types of elves: (1) Cobbler Elves, (2) Keebler Elves, and (3) Santa's Elves. It also tells us why gnomes and trolls are not used at the North Pole.--gnomes drink too much and the trolls aren't toilet trained.

So if you wanna laugh, watch ELF today!

Big Guy gives it 2 SOLID THUMBS UP!!

Christmas Angel

The day after Thanksgiving we put up our Christmas tree. Now a mysterious entity we have entitled the Christmas Angel turns on the lights when no one is looking. No one knows who this Angel is--she just turns the lights on when no one is looking. Zachary, having read a private eye book, is currently investigating this phenomenon.